Lifeguarding really isn't a job you can put on your resume after 21.
Drinking isn't an activity reserved for just Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights.
Men in college are just as disposable as razors.
Wear good, high quality facial moisturizer with SPF every day.
Love your curves- because they just get "curvier" after 20.
The medium pizza and medium blizzard diet does not work.
Invest in good clothes. You'll still be wearing them into your 30s.
Trade in your hard alcohol for fine wine sometimes. You will begin to appreciate your blossoming wine knowledge.
The bank of Mom & Dad will close (if not yet, SOON). Start planning now.
People play favorites. Just because you are a "good" person does not mean that you will always come out ahead.
Taxes, mortgages, registrations and other misc. fees sick. Don't forget to save for them.
Your 2 sista's will never be quite as perky. Elongate those days. Wear a bra always.
Always wear nice underwear. You never know when you might "flash" someone.
Invest in good quality, fashionable shoes.
Knowing how to cook well will help you find a hubby.
Learn how to give great massages in order to receive good massages. Same rule applies to oral sex.
Make time to exercise- and get into the routine.
It's just as important to be street smart as it is to be book smart.
Smile...you never know whose watching.
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