Housewife Certification

Today I begin my housewife certification.  Yes, I am the single, working type....Mrs. C is the married, hot housewife type.  Here, on this blog, my training begins.  Together, we will come up with the certification.  Here is what I am thinking it will include: 

01) Know how to make an amazing margarita. 

02) Know how to give a bj to completion in less than 6.5 minutes.

03) Hire the right housecleaner (who comes while the man is gone)

04) Speed dial and hostess access to the best take-out restaurants in town. 

05) Decorating like a genius. 

06) And the list will go on......

Tonight I will be beginning with the margarita.  Honey, this will be the best certification you ever completed!